QUIZAGE!!!!

1) Are you in a complicated "love" situation? HELL NO!!! (FOR ONCE!!! LOL)
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? HATE IS SUCH A STRONG WORD...DETEST...LOATHE...DESPISE - ANY OF THOSE WILL DO.
4) How many houses have you lived in? 2 HOUSES & 2 APARTMENTS.
5) Favorite candy bar? KIT-KAT...YUM YUM YUM :o)
6) Have you ever tripped someone? OH YES....LOL
7) Least favorite school subject? MATHS...URGH
8) How many pairs of shoes do you own? GOD KNOWS....AND I HAVE MANY MANY MANY TRAINERS
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? I'M ASHAMED TO SAY YES!
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASSION...AND NOT ALWAYS DRUNK EITHER!
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind? MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC
12) Favorite genre of music? RnB, SOUL, HIP-HOP, POP, ALTERNATIVE, ACOUSTIC...
13) What's your zodiac sign? LEO
14) What time were you born? 8.58AM
15) Do you like beer? IT'LL DO (IF ALREADY DRUNK)
16) Have you made a prank phone call? NEVER.....HHMMM, MAYBE I SHOULD....
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? NICOLA HOLT (FROM BB1) "ITS ONLY A GAME" GIVEN TO ME BY THE RECORD COMPANY WHEN i WAS WORKING THERE.
18) Are you sarcastic? HAHAHA....WHEN YOU CATCH ME AT IT, I'M GOOD!
19) What are your favorite color(s): PURPLE, PINK...NO OTHER COLORS EXIST TO ME!!!
20) How many watches do you own? ONE.
21) Summer or winter? I'M GONNA BE DIFFICULT AND CHOOSE AUTUMN!!!
22) Is anyone in love with you? I HIGHLY DOUBT IT!!!
23) Favorite color to wear? BABY PINK
24) Pepsi or Sprite? SPRITE
26) Where is your second home? MALAYSIA
27) Have you ever slapped someone? YEP YEP YEP....DAMN FELT GOOD!!
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? ONE
30) How many video games do you own? NONE
31) First pet you owned?A BIRDIE CALLED MAX
32) Ever had braces? NEVER
33) Do looks matter? ER, NO....
34) Do you use chapstick? EEK...YEA
35) Name 3 teachers from school: MRS WORDSWORTH - LOVED HER TO BITS...DRAMA TEACHER, SHE WAS WICKED, BUT DEVELOPED M.S WHEN WE LEFT SCHOOL. MR MILLS - MY FIRST SECONDARY SCHOOL FORM TUTOR. WE GAVE HIM A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, AND LATER FOUND OUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE (OMG!!!) AND HE WAS JAILED AFTER WE LEFT SCHOOL. AND MISS ANNABEL - STRAIGHT-TALKING JAMAICAN RELIGIOUS STUDIES TEACHER....SOOOO FRICKIN' FUNNY - THE ORIGINAL BLACK WOMAN WITH ATTITUDE!!! I LOVED HER!!! OH OH...JUST FOR KICKS...MR COULSON - AN EX-MODEL, PHYSICS TEACHER...HOT HOT HOT!!!
36) American Eagle or Abercrombie: MEH!
37) Are you too forgiving? NOT ANYMORE!
38) How many children do you want? TWO ADOPTED.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? WHAT THE FRICK?!?!?
40) Favorite breakfast meal? URGH....DONT DO BREAKFAST!
41) Do you own a gun? HEELLL NO!
42) Ever thought you were in love? I THOUGHT I WAS, BUT I WAS MISTAKEN
43) When was the last time you cried? LAST WEEK, LIKE THE BIG GIRLS BLOUSE THAT I AM!
44) What did u do last night? CHATTED TO A LOVELY GUY CALLED ED!
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? NO, BUT I CALLED HER HITLER!
47) Have you ever been in a castle? YEP YEP...
48) Nicknames? BOONDI, PLAYGIRL, YAZ, YAZMINDA, MINDA, MINDY
50) Ever been to Kentucky? FRIED CHICKEN...?....YEP YEP
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? NOPES
53) Ever called somebody Boo? YEP
54) Do you smoke crack? ERM....
55) Do you own a diamond ring? YEPS
56) Are you happy with your life right now? YEPS
57) Do you like your hair? IN GENERAL, YES, BUT IT'S COMING CLOSE TO RE-DYING TIME!
58) Does anyone like you? WHO KNOWS? I CERTAINLY DONT!
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? WAS POSSIBLY IN BERLIN...
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? YEP... :o(
62) McDonalds or Wendy's? MACCAS
63) Do you like yourself? I'M OK, NOTHING SPESH
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? ME BAPA
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? ERM....STRONG ARMS? PREFERABLY WITH A TATTOO ROUND IT...YUM....
66) Are you afraid of the dark? SOMETIMES
67) Have you ever eaten paste? 'CUSE ME?
68) Do you own a web cam? GOD NO....I'D GET INTO TOO MUCH TROUBLE
69) Have you ever stripped? HELL NO....NOBODY'S GET FOR THIS JELLY!! HEAR THAT!
70) Ever broke a bone? NO...THANKS GOD!
71) Are you religious? NOPES
72) Do you chat on AIM often? MSN...YEP YEP
73) Pringles or Lays? NEED YOU ASK? PRINGLES
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I THINK I NEED, BUT I THINK HE WAS DELUDED...
75) Full house or Brady Bunch? ???
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? HE WAS THE PAEDO...
78) Has anyone ever called you a tease? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - ONLY WHEN DRUNK THO.
79) Do you have any pets? NOPE....CAN BABRELY LOOK AFTER MYSELF, LET ALONE ANYONE ELSE.
80) Do u own a car? I DO...MY LITTLE BABY BOO
81) Can you cook? YEPS
82) 3 things that annoy you? NOTHING OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, ALTHO THIS SURVEY IS BEGINNING TO DRAG!
84) Money or love? AT THIS SATGE IN THE GAME, I WANT THE CASH
85) Do you have any scars? NOPES
86) What do you want more than anything right now? MY MOUTH TO STOP HURTING...
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? CANT GET ENOUGH
89) Big red or Juicy fruit? NEITHER...YOU MING
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? AHHHH, THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN STODGE AFTER A NIGHT OUT!
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? DOES ROCKY...HORROR COUNT?
92) Do you own a box of crayons? ER.....
93) Ever had sex in a public place? OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH, YES!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
94) Who was the last person you said I love you to? SO LONG AGO, I DO NOT REMEMBER
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? GRRRRRRRRRR.....I CANT NAME AND SHAME RIGHT NOW....THEY'LL SOON KNOW WHO THEY ARE!
96) What was the last thing that made you cry? I CANT SAY
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? ANDY B
99) Who was the last person that called you? ME BAPA
100) Who's your cell phone provider? OOOHHHH, T-MOBILE AND VODAPHONE

Is it me or are questions 3, 83, 88 and 98 missing? Probably more too. They must have been tough. For the advanced questionnaires;)